The Dream Journal

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

• Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

• Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

• When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

• If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

• Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

• Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

• Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

• Do not harm little children.

• Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

• When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

tommiblr:

How did you know :O 

Bitch I’m Fabulous

meangirlsofpanem:

I can’t even wait for Catching Fire, you guys. Shit is about to go doooowwwwwwnnn. 

kawaii-jake-english:

dinnerpartydan:

icantbelieveitsnotsanity:

dancingpurge:

thefuchsiaruler:

felopez:

ladydeadpool:

flibbertigibbe:

gloomyteens:

do you see this image? this is the computer generated image of what the world is going to look like in december of 2012. it’s a horribel sight isn’t it? stop this madness, lets prevent the ending of the world. stop kony 2012

stop kony from smashing some planets together he has the power 

Actually it’s a replicated image of when Thea crashed into Earth to form the moon, but okay.

No, this is an MRI of someone dying.  The brain releases a endorphins at the moment of death, making them feel a range of emotions.  Tragically beautiful.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken.

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

No you guys this is what an abortion looks like at nine months. Reblog if you’re against the baby-killing liberal media.

Listen here cum slut

I bet you 5 million dollars you don’t own an asteroid. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that an asteroid would never just crash into something like a planet. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did crash into it.

That asteroid still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that asteroid was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last frame?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

god fucking damn it

eternityonwings:

the little prince (by [lost in the world])

cameronjohn:

HAHA CRYING

Well apparently Satan is throwing a party down in hell, you guys in?

laithhpoetry:

WELL FUCKING DONE WOWOWOWOWOW

He didn;t even pay for that shit,  I will fucking slow clap for you any day :)

weonlygoonedirection:

wishingforthat1dthing:

YES.

omfg you guys